Jokes for Kids to Tell

What did the parents of buffalo say to their sons before they leave for school?

Bison!

Why are piglets no good at football?

They like to hog the ball!

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

Corny Ones!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with a giant elephant?

Eliphino!

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Funny Jokes for Kids

What kind of animal do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork!

Why don't people tell jokes in a cornfield?

There are to many ears!

Did you hear about the monkey that went to the mental hospital?

He went Bannanas!

Did you hear about the gingerbread man breaking his leg?

Now he uses a candy cane!

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Jokes for Kids

What do hawks eat for after dinner?

Mice Cream!

How are you supposed to talk to a catfish?

Drop it a line!

What do whales like to spread on their toast?

Jellyfish!

Why didn't the baby lobster like to share his toys?

He was a little shellfish!

Why do lions like to eat tightrope walkers?

They enjoy a well balanced meal!

 

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